Shootin’ at the Walls of Heartache, BANG BANG!

I have no idea why the Ultimate Warrior is playing guitar (although I’d wager that the Honky-Tonk Man is involved), but sometimes you just come across something and need to share it with your audience.

I met Honky-Tonk Man once, at a local indy wrestling show. And then we ended up standing next to each other at the urinals. The men’s room was full of wrestling fans, and Honky said something or another about a pecker.

I always thought you were supposed to be silent while taking care of business, but apparently he didn’t agree.

Anyways. The above photo is weird.