Licking planes

2019. On the jetway, waiting to enter plane with my mom:

Me: “Do you lick the plane for good luck, every flight?”

Mom: *licks hand, rubs on plane doorway* “Is that close enough?”

Me: “Sure, yeah.”

Me, 5 seconds later: “I mean, *I* don’t lick planes, I was just wondering if you did.”

This is a true story.