2019. On the jetway, waiting to enter plane with my mom:
Me: “Do you lick the plane for good luck, every flight?”
Mom: *licks hand, rubs on plane doorway* “Is that close enough?”
Me: “Sure, yeah.”
Me, 5 seconds later: “I mean, *I* don’t lick planes, I was just wondering if you did.”
This is a true story.