While I’m not the biggest Star Wars fan, it’s pretty hard to not get swept up in the excitement for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Seeing Kylo Ren’s Crossguard Lightsaber in the trailer got me thinking, what else could you do with a Lightsaber?

Well Darth Maul had already done the dual-bladed, staff-like weapon back in 1999’s Phantom Menace. Kylo Ren had just shown that you could do one with multiple “blades.” And “Sword Chucks” (credit: Brian Clevinger’s 8-Bit Theater) could be made at least somewhat practical with Lightsabers. So… I mean, you know what this is leading to: