Kurt Angle Haikus

Written in 2003 about Kurt Angle, Olympic Gold Medalist-turned-professional wrestler.

Image from WWE. Used without permission.

The Three I’s Are These:
Intens’ty, Integrity
And Intelligence

Kurt A has no hair
his head is bald and shiny
I want to rub it

The Angle Slam’s great
It was the Olympic Slam
Now it has Kurt’s name

Kurt Angle will suplex
all his lesser foes

Three-time Champion
Kurt is your hero

Kurt wears red white blue
Colors of his country’s flag
He made pizza ads

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