A parody story, about a date between Street Fighter's Dan Hibiki and Darkstalkers' Morrigan Aensland. Various other characters make cameo appearances. Written in 2002.

Dan checked his hair in the mirror, and added one last spurt of hairspray.
"Yahooie! There's NO WAY Morrigan will be able to resist me, tonight! You'll be proud of me, OYAJI!!" Dan flexed his muscle in the air for a moment, and then straightened the lapels on his tux. He actually looked pretty good, considering how much of a brash, arrogant braggart he was. But, why shouldn't he be? Dan Hibiki was, after all, the head of the Saikyo-ryuu martial arts school, he avenged his father's death, and was stronger than most mere mortal men. The only thing to evade Dan was a longtime girlfriend, which he seemed to be finding in Morrigan Aensland.
"You look great, sis!" Lillith started. "You'll knock 'im dead tonight, for sure!"
Morrigan fluffed her hair once again, and pushed her breasts up a bit. "Thank you, Lillith. So, has your baby sitter arrived, yet?"
Lillith frowned. "I don't need a babysitter, Morrigan! I'm 323 years old! I THINK I'm old enough to take care of myself!"
Morrigan smiled at her sister, cutely. "Ahh, Lillith.. Fine, I'll call your babysitter and cancel."
Lillith squealed excitedly, as Morrigan put on one of her gloves, the final touch to her exquisite attire for the evening. "You mean it!? I get the whole castle to myself, tonight?"
Morrigan smirked, putting on her other glove. "Nope, you're coming with me."

Dan looked at his watch. "Hm. 8:59.. Morrigan will be here, any second, now! She's never late." Unfortunately for poor Mister Hibiki, his mind wandered very easily. "She's never late.. unless she is. But why would she be late for our date? I was going to take her to the most expensive place in Capcomarvelsnk City! She HAS to show up! Unless she didn't think I was manly enough, because I don't have a car, or a driver's license! Eee!!"
But, it was all in Dan's imagination, as Morrigan's sleek black limo pulled up. The driver came out, and opened the door for Dan. "Master Hibiki, if you please." Dan stepped in, and his jaw gaped when he saw what was in the back of the limo.
"Hiya, Danny!!!" Lillith Aensland grinned cheesily, giggling. "Guess who's coming along on your DAAAAAAAAATE!"
All Dan's thoughts of happiness quickly left. "Hello, Lillith," he muttered, reluctantly.
Morrigan scooted over to her gentleman caller. "I'm sorry, Saikyo-kins, but the baby sitter called right as I was leaving and said she couldn't make it. I really didn't have a choice."
Dan smiled a bit, not because he wanted to, but because he could see Morrigan's nipples poking through her very low-cut, tight dress. "Well, I guess if there wasn't any other choice, it's okay."

Upon arriving at the restaurant, Tres Chic, Lillith grasped her arms around Dan's waist, and refused to let go. "Did I tell you that you're my favorite person in the whole entire world, Dan?"
Dan rolled his eyes. "Why's that, squirt?"
"Because you wear lots of pink, and that's a girl's color!"
"Thanks.."
"And you talk funny."
"I do? What do I say?"
"Your voice is funny. I want to laugh whenever you say anything!"
"I see." Lillith laughed at Dan's final comment.

"Reservations for a Hibiki party," Dan informed the host.
"I'm sorry, Mister Hibiki, I don't see your name on the list."
"What? Blasphemy! I made the reservations six months ago, and called last night to confirm!"
Morrigan interjected herself to the conversation. "Actually, it's under Aensland. I just called a few moments ago, and informed you of the extra member in our party?"
The host couldn't keep his eyes off of Morrigan's voluptuous figure. "Ah, yes, ma'am. I see them.. uh, your reservations, right here.. Let me see if I can squeeze you.. into a table, that is!"
Lillith looked at the host staring at Morrigan, and felt the need to interrupt. "You shouldn't be staring at my sister's boobs. It's not HER fault they're so big, and just because she has big knockers doesn't mean she's gonna put out! You're a pervert!!' And with that, Lillith kicked the host in the shin, which caused him to scream in extreme pain, which caused Dan to laugh very loud, which caused Morrigan to giggle, which caused Lillith to giggle, which caused the host to feel very embarrassed.
"Very well.. I'll take you to your table." The host limped along, as the two ladies and Dan followed, limping behind him, much to the delight of some of the other customers, who giggled despite themselves.
The party took their seats, and the host handed them their menus. "Ms. Lee will be your waitress, tonight. Please enjoy your evening." The three of them opened their menus, and decided on what they were to consume, tonight.
"Well, I know what I'm having," Dan said, putting the menu down, almost immediately.
"Me too!" Lillith said, grinning widely at Dan.
"Hmm.." Morrigan lingered, pointing at the choices, reading them over carefully, debating on what she'd like. "Well, I'm afraid I'm just not as quick to decide as you two.. What're you having, Snoogims?" she asked Dan.
"The filet mignon, or.. 'flaming yawn'," Dan replied, smirking at his clever play on words.
"How about you, Lillith?"
"The same thing as Dan!!" Lillith exclaimed, giggling wildly. Morrigan laughed softly, and Dan rolled his eyes again.
"Like, are you ready to order, or something?" Jubilation Lee, better known to the world as the X-Men's Jubilee, came over, in a cute little waitress uniform.
Dan looked surprised to see such a young girl as a waitress, but didn't bother saying anything, figuring that if that if she was working there, she knew what she was doing. "Well, yes. I'm going to get the Filet mingon--"
"Me too!" Lillith quickly stuck in.
"..yes, her, too."
"Like, how would you, like, like that done, and junk?" Jubilation asked.
"Cooked!" Lillith smiled widely, trying to help.
"Medium, please. For, that is the best way to cook meat, in the world! SAIKYO!!"
"Um, like.. okay." Jubilee wrote down their order on her little pad, and popped her bubble gum, turning to Morrigan. "And you for, lady?"
"Hm. I suppose I'll have a Caesar salad, with extra croutons, and a grilled cheese."
"Like, um.. are you sure? That's totally not a lot of food. Do you want, like, two grilled cheese sammiches, or something?" Jubilee inquired.
"No, that's fine. I've got to watch my girlish figure," Morrigan explained, posing, much to the delight of all the horny, single men at the bar.
"Hey, you! You guys can't look at my girl like that!!" Dan yelled.
"Yeah! That's my sister!" Lillith insisted. The men at the bar just turned around and went back to drinking, pretending like they weren't watching. This displeased Dan greatly.
Dan got up, and spun around the first guy he got, at the bar. "Hey, pal! I saw you oogling over my girlfriend, over there! What did you think you were doing?!"
"Starin' at her titties, whatcha gonna do about it?" the large, masked man replied.
"I'm gonna take you out back and teach you a lesson, is what I'm gonna do!!" Dan was clearly not liking the way the evening had been turning out. "You big, fat, booger-brained cretin!"
The large, blue-masked man stood up and pulled a microphone from his pocket. "Nobody calls Raiden a booga-brain! I'm gonna stomp all over yo' grave, little man!"
"GAAAAADOUKEN!!" Dan let out a mighty yell, and a blue ki blast lept from his hand.. and quickly dissapated. "Crap."
Raiden quickly grabbed Dan by the waist, and powerbombed the loud-mouthed martial artist, dropping him hard on his shoulders. Dan quickly hopped to his feet, and lept in the air, uppercutting Raiden's jaw. "Koryuken!"
"That hurt! Say yo' prayeahs, WING!!" Raiden jumped in the air, and drop-kicked Dan, who flew across the restaurant and into the wall. Lillith cringed, watching Dan hit the wall, while Morrigan stood up, walking over to Raiden. The horny men at the bar followed her bounding breasts to Raiden, when she turned to look at them. They all instantly turned around, and whistled innocently.
"Excuse me, Mr. Raiden.. I don't approve of you beating on my date like that. I'd appreciate it if you'd cease, immediately."
"Aww, what're you gonna do about it, Sweet-cheeks? I'm the number-one wrestling champion, ever! ICHIBAN!!!" Raiden raised his index finger in the air, pointng out that he was indeed number one.
"This," Morrigan replied. "Shadow Blade!!" Morrigan lept in the air, and uppercut Raiden in the jaw similarly to Dan, but a bladed wing caught Raiden's throat, and cut it, causing blood to spurt.
"That hurt, ya little wench!" Raiden tried to grab Morrigan, but she quickly moved out of the way, and lept on his head with her six-inch heels, digging them into his cranium.
"I really don't want to hurt you, I just wanted a nice, quiet date," Morrigan said.
"You'll have a REALLY quiet night after I'm done.. KILLING YOU!" Raiden yelled. The mastadon-like human reached out and grabbed her by the waist, and lifted her above his head. He yelled in success, as he squeezed the life out of her in his giant hands.
By this point, Dan had recovered from going through the wall, and saw what Raiden was doing to Morrigan. Dan gasped, and charged madly at Raiden. "I'M GONNA GET YOU, YOU BIG BLUE BASTARD!! THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, DADDY!!!" Dan screamed, still running insanely.
Raiden saw Dan coming, and lifted his boot in attempt to stop him, tossing Morrigan off to the side. Hey, it worked in the ring, why not in a real fight? Dan quickly rolled under Raiden's massive foot, and stood up behind him. "Boustaa boustAA!!" he taunted, before crossing his arms across his chest. "Hisshou.. Oraoraoraoraoraoraoraora.. BURAI KEN!!" Dan let out a fury of fists and feet to Raiden's body, striking him several times, while Lillith managed to help Morrigan up. The two sisters watched as Dan pummelled the giant over and over, but not doing enough damage by himself to really stop the brute. Lillith and Morrigan looked at each other and nodded, dashing over to assist Dan.
"SILHOUETTE ERASER!" the Aenslands yelped simultaneously, and also began beating the Hell out of Raiden. After several seconds of beating, the three stood back, Raiden still not fallen.
"You.. you're gonna pay..! The billions.. and billions of my fans.. will see to that." Raiden fell backwards, hitting his head on a steel chair on the way down. Everyone in the restaurant applauded as the medics came to take Raiden away.
Jubilee came up from behind. "Like, wow. You kicked that guy's ASS! Your dinner's totally on me, fer sure!"
Dan smiled widely, now that he didn't have to pay for the three of them, which he really couldn't afford, given that he only had four students, two of which trained for free. He, Morrigan, and Lillith all faced the cameras, and gave a big thumbs-up.

"Yayoshi!!"

"Thanks for dinner, Snoogiewoogims," Morrigan said, as she walked Dan to her door.
"You're very welcome, Pookers. Uh.." Dan was never very good at coming up with pet names. Morrigan thought it was very cute. "I'm sorry if Lillith ruined our fun, at all."
"She wasn't really all THAT bad.."
"I wonder why we get into bar fights, whenever we go out?" Morrigan curled a lock of green hair behind her ear.
"Because we're street fighters, that's what we do." Dan grinned, his thin lock of never-ponytailed hair falling in front of his face.
Morrigan tugged on it slightly, then stroked Dan's face gently. "Next time it'll be just you and me."
"Really?!"
Morrigan smiled seductively, and kissed Dan's cheek. "I promise."
Dan's lock of hair stood straight up, much like another part of his anatomy, as he asked, "Where do you want to go to eat, next time?"
"I was thinking.. Maybe we could just stay in."
"Yahooie!" Dan pumped an arm into the air, as Morrigan giggled.
"G'night, my carnation of a martial artist."
"Nighty night, Morrigan!" Dan stumbled into his door, drunk on love.

Lillith looked at Morrigan as she re-entered the limo. "Well?"
Morrigan nodded. "The next time I see him, he will be mine." The two sisters began laughing maniacally, as they embraced and kissed. "His energy will be ours!"

Dan Hibiki, Morrigan Aensland, Lillith Aensland created and owned by Capcom, Raiden/Big Bear created and owned by SNK/Playmore, Jubilation "Jubilee" Lee created and owned by Marvel Entertainment Group