Quagmire
Full Name: The Great Quagmire
Nicknames: Quagmire, Quag
Height: 12 feet (with fin)
Weight: 700 lbs.
Nationality: He's a friggin' demon
Favorite Food: Brimstone
Favorite Band: The Screams of Eternal Suffering
Favorite TV shows: Not Applicable
Likes: Evil, the downfall of God, Anti-Christians, hatred
Dislikes: Pro-God/good religions, humanity, kindness, love
Superpowers: Nearly anything he can imagine
Trademark Attacks: Not Applicable
First Appearance: Strip 131 - Prelude to Catastrophe - The Great Quagmire!


Until he was resurrected by the dark wizard Ministry, The Great Quagmire was believed to be a local fairy tale character. "Make sure to brush your teeth, or else The Great Quagmire will get you!", mothers would tell their children. Little did those mothers realize...

Quagmire claims to be the spawn of The Devil, the very same to whom reference is made in the Jewish Tanakh, and the Christian Bible. Though he wishes to overthrow all form of government in our world, Quagmire can only be resurrected through very specific specific gateways that are linked to the deepest depths of Hell.

Fortunately for him, the manufacturers of the Bark the Special Nappy Time Friend stuffed crocodile accidentally created one of these gateways, with the chemical combinations found in the Bark dolls. The Barks were discontinued immediately, after only 100 had been produced and shipped out. The manufacturers were able to recall and destroy most of these, but a few still remain scattered around the globe - Including one owned by Croc!

Ministry, along with help from Bank Robert, Masklaw, Swallowtail, and the Ninja King, used this very gateway to open a portal to Hell, and bring The Great Quagmire back to our realm. And now, Quagmire is loose! Is there any way to stop this derranged menace?