Ministry
Full Name: Unknown
Nicknames: Ministry
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Unknown
Nationality: Unknown - his blue skin might indicate he's dead?
Favorite Food: Unknown
Favorite Band: Amsvartner
Favorite TV shows: Ministry doesn't believe in television
Likes: Destroying things, casting evil spells, torturing stuff
Dislikes: Creating things, casting good spells, being tortured
Superpowers: Hovering, black magic
Trademark Attacks: Flaming Behind, Resurrectify, Flash Burial
First Appearance: Strip 66: Magic Show - Let's Go!


A student of the black arts, Ministry is one whacked-out fellow. He enjoys torturing anything - Small animals, people, plants, and even your mom! Having studied the works of the great dark wizards of the past, and can conjure up anything to help him destroy the world.  It is this drive that has brought Ministry together with Masklaw, and the two have started The Cult of the Quagmire - A group dedicated to worshipping The Great Quagmire, a demon said to be the offspring of Satan himself, and is described as wanting naught but the destruction of existence.

Unfortunately, Ministry still has to pay rent, and therefore puts on magic shows every couple months at the Leonardo Auditorum. Occasionally, he'll even hire himself out for birthday parties.

In addition to Masklaw, Ministry has recently allied himself with Bank Robert, the Ninja King, and Gila Consuelos. Giving each of them superior abilities and fighting knowledge, Ministry hopes to use this new Cult in an attempt to resurrect The Great Quagmire .