One day, in his dojo, Dan Hibiki was practicing his moves.
Dan: GADOUKEN! ::tosses a Gadouken:: Koryuken! ::does a rising uppercut:: Yeah! I rock!
As he continues to do his moves, he hears someone slamming on the door.
Dan: ::shouts to the door:: HEY! We're closed! Come back tomorrow!
The slamming gets louder and louder, until, finally, the door breaks down, and a large mysterious man walks in.
Dan: Hey!! I told you, we're CLOSED! Baka!
???: Shut the hell up.
Dan: Who the hell do you think you are, talking to the great Master Hibiki that way! HI-YAAAAA!!! ::does a flying kick at the person::
???: Insolent FOOL! ::grabs Dan out of the kick, and throws him into a wall::
Dan: Wha? Aaaah!!! ::hits the wall, making a big dent in it:: UNGH! ::falls to the ground::
???: ::pulls his hands behind his back, and charges up energy:: Psycho....
Dan: ::opens his eyes:: Eeee!!
???: HADOUKEN!!! ::throws a large fireball::
Dan: NOOOOO!!!!
Later, four of Dan's students are walking to his dojo, to practice.
Hawk: ::looks at the camera:: Huh? Are you talking about us?
Yeah. I am.
Hawk: Lime!
Cammy: Honey, what's going on?
Hawk: We're on TV!
Croc: Dude!
Alli: ::blinks:: Really?
Hawk: Yep.
Croc, Cammy, Alli: COOL!!
Hey, could I get back to telling the story?
Hawk: Huh? Oh yeah, sure. ::the four heroes continue walking toward Dan's dojo::
Thank you. Anyway, these four brave fighters are Dan's most talented students. They include: Hawk, the creator and master of Muay Thaikyo, and all-around cool guy....
Hawk: ::spins his tonfas around, then does a DX crotch chop with them:: Suck THIS!! MWAA!!!
X-Croc, the skinniest male ninja this side of the Mississippi....
Croc: ::unfolds his tessen and holds it above him, as lightning strikes around him:: Experience my GLORY!!
Cammy White, a professional assassin who has one of the most recognizable butts in fighting game history.....
Cammy: ::pulls out a laser rifle, fires it in random directions, then spins it and puts it in its holster:: Target Confirmed!
And Alli Grey, daughter of a dojo master, and feared by perverts everywhere.
Alli: ::spins a barbell like a baton, then puts one end on the ground and puts her hand on top of the other end:: Father, I will succeed!
Anyway, these four heroes finally arrive at Dan's dojo.
Hawk: ::sees the broken-down door:: What the hell happened?
Croc: Maybe he's remodeling. ::shrugs::
Alli: ::hits Croc's arm:: This is serious!
Cammy: ::goes inside:: You guys have to see this.
All of the other heroes run in after Cammy, and see that the entire dojo has been trashed. Equipment is busted, windows are broken, and the whole place looks like the aftermath of a party at a college dorm.
Croc: Shit. This is serious.
Hawk: Master Hibiki...
Alli: Who could have done this?
Hawk kneels down to the ground, and sees a crumpled-up autographed photo of Dan Hibiki. Tears form in his eyes, and he stands up, raises his arms in the air, and screams.
Hawk: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Cammy: ::hugs Hawk:: It's okay, Hawkie. We'll find him.
Hawk: We need to find the bastards who did this, and kick their asses!
Croc: Yeah!! Ass-kicking time!
Alli: But, how are we gonna find him?
Hawk: I dunno. ::holds up the picture:: This picture is the only thing we have to go on.
Cammy: ::sees the back of the picture:: Hey, what's that on the back?
Hawk: Huh? ::turns it over and looks:: It's a map, pointing to Fighting Street...
Alli: Fighting Street?
Croc: Dan must've written that for a reason!
Hawk: Right! I'm going to Fighting Street, to find out who did this!
Cammy: I'll come too! Fighting Street is dangerous. You'll need help.
Alli: Yeah! We'll all help, because we're Master Hibiki's friends.
Croc: And because kicking ass is fun!
Hawk: It's settled, then. We're all going to Fighting Street!
Croc, Cammy, Alli: YEAH!!
And so, our heroes set off toward Fighting Street, using their only clue as a way to hopefully find Dan Hibiki. What dangers will they encounter? Find out in the next episode!
To Be Continued