We join our heroes as they cruise through outer space in their stylish racecar-turned-space-vehicle, the Blue Falcon, in search of the evil Master Hand...

C. Falcon: ::tries messing with the radio dial, to no avail:: Dammit! Why won't the radio work?!
C. Kirby: Because there's no radio stations in outer space. Duh.
C. Falcon: Do NOT talk to the mighty CAPTAIN FALCON that way!!! ::shakes his fist angrily::
C. Kirby: Fine, whatever. Sheesh.
C. Falcon: Oh, hell. I'll just play my favorite CD! ::pops in the F-Zero X Official Soundtrack and starts jamming to the Mute City theme::
C. Kirby: Agh! Not THIS again! You've played this CD about 58 times already!
C. Falcon: Do YOU have any CDs we could play?
C. Kirby: No.
C. Falcon: I didn't THINK SO!!! ::starts headbanging to his music::
C. Kirby: *sigh*

Not too far away, a small fleet of four spaceships sees the Blue Falcon in their sites...

Slippy: Enemy ship analyzed!
Peppy: Hm...This is interesting....
Fox: Alright, let's go check it out!

And so, the four ships blast off toward the Blue Falcon. Kirby sees the ships heading toward them...

C. Kirby: I see ships heading toward us!
C. Falcon: Ships? WHERE?!
Slippy: I've got you now! ::starts firing at the Blue Falcon::
Falco: Slippy! What the hell do you think you're doing?!
C. Falcon: Holy donuts! They're trying to kill us!
C. Kirby: Step on it!

And so, Captain Falcon begins trying to skillfully weave his way through the laser assault Slippy is firing them. However, Captain Falcon is a much better racer than he is a fighter pilot, and so the Blue Falcon gets hit.

C. Falcon: NOOO!!! My Blue Falcon!
C. Kirby: HOLY SHIT!!!!

The Blue Falcon explodes, and Falcon and Kirby are sent spiraling in two different directions, through the cold dark reaches of space....

Peppy: Slippy! You dumbass!
Slippy: What? What did I do?
Falco: You just blew up Captain Falcon! Way to go, dickbrain!
Fox: Enough fighting, you guys!
Falco: Fuck you, Fox!
Slippy: Yeah! Fuck you!
Falco: Shut up, Slippy!
Fox: STOP IT!! There's nothing we can do about it now. We should just head back to the Great Fox.
Peppy: Fox is right! We should just forget about it. You three go back to the Great Fox. I'll try and find Captain Falcon and his companion.

Fox, Falco, and Slippy head back to the Great Fox, while Peppy searches for our two heroes. Where have they gone? Will they ever be reunited? Why do narrators always ask such retarded questions? Find out on the next episode!