Last time on Captain Falcon Adventures, Captain Falcon crash-landed on the planet Popstar and befriended a pudgy pink puffball named Kirby. After being informed by Kirby of Master Hand's evil, Falcon decides to track down this Master Hand and put a stop to his evil. He recruits Kirby as his sidekick, and teaches him his trademark move, the Falcon Punch. Meanwhile, Master Hand watches, and sends his evil minions to Popstar....

C. Kirby: So, Captain Falcon, when do we go track down Master Hand and kick the crap out of him, and rescue my Kirby friends?
C. Falcon: Well, Captain Kirby, we have a slight problem. My Blue Falcon is busted, and that's our only way out of here...
C. Kirby: WHAT?! You mean we're stuck here??
C. Falcon: It seems to be so, valiant sidekick. But do not fear! We shall remain vigilant. We shall find a way off this planet, and bust Master Hand's...uh....hand!
Metal Mario: We'll see about that, Captain Falcon! MwahahaaaAAAH!!!

Captain Falcon and Captain Kirby quickly turn around, and see Metal Mario standing behind them, accompanied by a large team of Fighting Polygons.

C. Falcon: *GASP!* It's YOU!!!
Metal Mario: That's right, Captain Falcon. We will finish the job we failed to accomplish back on your planet! And as for you, Kirby....you will join the rest of your friends, in Master Hand's evil grasp!
C. Kirby: Talk is cheap, Metalhead. Bring it, sucka!
C. Falcon: I can take you all on myself!! With Kirby's help, that is. Of course.
Metal Mario: Fighting Polygons! DESTROY THEM!!!

The Fighting Polygons leap into the air, and completely surround our heroes.

C. Kirby: We're surrounded! Now what?
C. Falcon: We give them a taste of justice, Kirby! JUSTICE!!!! ::dashes directly into the group of Fighting Polygons::
C. Kirby: Wait, no!! That's too dangerous!

Captain Kirby jumps into the group of Fighting Polygons, and the two heroes start fending off the fiends with all their abilities. Captain Falcon dodges a charging Polygon, and does a flaming kick that knocks him away. Kirby rolls underneath the legs of a large Polygon, and does a Final Cutter attack that sends him reeling in pain. Falcon uses his super running speed to weave through a pack of Polygons, then turns around performs his flaming Falcon Kick attack, which makes them all fly off into the distance. Kirby flies high up in the air, and performs his Stone attack, squashing a group of Polygons flat. Falcon and Kirby continue punching, kicking, and generally ass-beating their way through the Polygons, until they've defeated them all.

Metal Mario: No!!! How could you have beaten all of them?!
C. Falcon: We just did. DUH!!!
Metal Mario: No matter. ::pulls out a remote control:: When I press this button, this entire planet will be blown to space dust! MWAHAHAHA!!!
C. Kirby: What?! NO!!!!
Metal Mario: Die, pathetic planet! ::prepares to push the button, when all of a sudden, the remote is sliced in half and falls to the ground:: WHAT?!
???: I won't let you do this to Popstar.

Metal Mario turns around, and sees a shadowy figure sheathe his sword. Metal Mario starts trembling.

Metal Mario: Y...y...you!! Master Hand is after you!
???: Go. Get out of here. Tell Master Hand that he won't get us. Not at any cost!
Metal Mario: ....You'll pay for this! Just wait and see! ::runs away and disappears into a swirling vortex, which disappears::
C. Falcon: ....Who are you, brave warrior?
???: My name's not important. What is important, however, is that you find Master Hand and you destroy him. The universe depends on the two of you.
C. Kirby: But how? Captain Falcon's ship is destroyed.
???: Don't worry. I fixed it while you were busy fighting off the Polygons. ::points at the fixed Blue Falcon::
C. Falcon: Woah! I thank you, stranger!
C. Kirby: Yeah, thanks!
???: No problem. ::walks into the shadows and disappears::
C. Falcon: Who was that guy?
C. Kirby: Beats me.
C. Falcon: Ah hell, who cares! Come, my sidekick! Into the Blue Falcon! ::gets into his car::
C. Kirby: Right! ::gets in, also::
C. Falcon: Don't forget to buckle your seatbelts, kiddies! ::smiles and does a thumbs-up at the camera::
C. Kirby: Right.....whatever.
C. Falcon: Here we go! ::steps on the gas, and the car quickly accelerates to insane speeds::
C. Kirby: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ::the speed of the car causes Kirby to be squashed flat against his seat::
C. Falcon: We reach top speed......NOW!!! ::the speed of the car becomes so great that the car escapes the orbit of the planet and blasts into outer space:: YEAH!!! Now, to find Master Hand!!
C. Kirby: Yeah! Prepare yourself, Master Hand! We're coming for ya!

Captain Falcon jams on the gas pedal, and pilots the Blue Falcon into the farthest reaches of deep space. What adventures will he and Captain Kirby find? Find out next episode!

To be continued