Last time, on Captain Falcon Adventures...

Our hero, Captain Falcon, won the F-Zero Grand Prix once again, but is attacked by a bunch of evil Fighting Polygons, led by a strange metallic being called Metal Mario. Trying to escape, Captain Falcon accidentally wrecks his car and causes it to blast off into outer space, where it crash-lands on the peaceful planet Popstar, inhabited by a pink puffball called Kirby....

Kirby: ::sees C. Falcon come out of the car:: AAAAAAH!!!!!! ALIEN!!!!
C. Falcon: ....What a curious creature! ::kneels down:: Hello, little creature. Do you have a name?
Kirby: Die Alien!! ::flies up into the air and turns into a stone::
C. Falcon: Die Alien? That's a strange name...My name is Captain FaaaaAAAAH!!! ::gets smashed by the falling stone Kirby::
Kirby: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! ::continues to leap up and down on top of the fallen Captain::
C. Falcon: AAH!! OOF!! CRIPES!!!! GAAAH!!!! OOCHIE!!! GNYAAAH!!! STOP IT!!!! I COME IN PEACE!!!!
Kirby: DIE DIE DIE....oh, sorry. ::stops, and changes back to normal:: Got a bit carried away, there. Sorry about that.
C. Falcon: ::broken and lying on the ground:: ....that's okay.....
Kirby: Wow, I've never met an alien before. What are you, anyway?
C. Falcon: ::gets back up:: I am CAPTAIN FALCON!!! Protector of justice, and ultimate racing CHAMPION!!!! I come from a faraway planet known as PLANET FALCON!!!!
Kirby: ....Is that really the planet's name?
C. Falcon: uh.....No......but it should be.
Kirby: whatever.....So, why are you here?
C. Falcon: I crashlanded here while being chased by some evildoers!
Kirby: ...Evildoers, you say?
C. Falcon: Yeah. A bunch of weird jagged purple creatures, led by a short man made of metal.
Kirby: *gasp!* Master Hand's goons!
C. Falcon: You know them?
Kirby: Of course! Master Hand's a well-known evil mastermind! His men came here and kidnapped all of the other Kirbies on this planet. I'd go after him, but I have no possible way of leaving this planet, and I don't know where he is...
C. Falcon: ::stratches his chin:: Hmm....we could use my Blue Falcon, but it's busted.
Kirby: Dammit. Damn it all to HELL! ::punches the ground::
C. Falcon: Hm....hey, how would you like to be my official sidekick? Then we could work together to take down this Master Hand character!
Kirby: Hm, I dunno....how do I know we'd be help to each other?
C. Falcon: Observe my POWER!!!! ::goes up to a Wispy Woods, and starts winding up his fist:: FALCON.....
Wispy Woods: Huh? What are you doing?
C. Falcon: PUNCH!!!! ::smashes the tree with his flame-engulfed fist::
Wispy Woods: SHIT!!!! ::explodes into sawdust::
Kirby: HOLY FUCK! How'd you do that?!
C. Falcon: Want me to teach you?
Kirby: Yeah!! Teach me teach me teach me!
C. Falcon: Okay! First, pull your fist back like this....wind it up, shout FALCON....and bring it forward with a PUNCH!!!
Kirby: ::does what Falcon does:: Falcoon...PANCH!! ::hits a star block...and gets a sore arm:: Ow, it didn't work!
C. Falcon: It's not "Falcoon Panch", it's Falcon Punch!!! Try it again.
Kirby: Screw it. ::sucks up C. Falcon into his mouth::
C. Falcon: HEY!!! What the hell are you doing!!!!
Kirby: ::swallows C. Falcon, and gets the Falcon helmet::
C. Falcon: ::pops out of Kirby's butt:: Gah! What was that for.....ooh, cool helmet! You really look like an honoraray Captain now! You're CAPTAIN....uh, what's your name?
Kirby: Kirby.
C. Falcon: Yeah. CAPTAIN KIRBY!!!!
C. Kirby: WOO!!!!
C. Falcon: Now, try the move again.
C. Kirby: Okay. ::goes up to Lololo and Lalala:: Hey Lololo!
Lololo: What, Kirby?
C. Kirby: FALCOON.....PANCH!!! ::smashes Lololo with the full power of the Falcon Punch::
Lololo: AWWW SNAP!! ::explodes::
Lalala: NO!!! My love! ::cries::
C. Falcon: Yeah!!! Excellent work, Captain Kirby!
C. Kirby: YEAH!!!

Meanwhile, a sinister figure watches Falcon and Kirby on his big screen TV.....

Master Hand: Hm...it appears Captain Falcon has landed on Popstar, and teamed up with that pesky Kirby that got away....Metal Mario!!
Metal Mario: ::arrives:: Yes, sir!
Master Hand: I want you to go to Popstar with the Fighting Polygons! Bring me Captain Falcon and Kirby....at all costs!
Metal Mario: It will be my pleasure, Master Hand!
Master Hand: Mwahahahaha!! Excellent....

To be continued