One day, on a far away planet, there was a brave hero. This hero boldly fought evil wherever he went, and was feared by many a villain. He was also known as the planet's number 1 racecar driver. Who was this brave hero? His name was...

Announcer: CAPTAIN FALCON!!!
C. Falcon: ::standing on a podium in a race track, with confetti raining down around him:: Yay! My mighty racing skills reign supreme once again!!!!
Announcer: For placing first in the F-Zero Grand Prix, we award you with.....The Gold Cup of Greatness!!!
Audience: FALCON! *clap clap clap* FALCON! *clap clap clap*

The announcer hands Captain Falcon the trophy. Falcon proudly holds it up above his head as the audience cheers for him. But then, all of a sudden...

???: Captain Falcon! We have come for you!
C. Falcon: Wha? ::spins around to see a short man made of metal surrounded by strange purple creatures:: What do you want from me?!
Metal Mario: The Master Hand has chosen you! You must come with us.
C. Falcon: Master Hand? Who is this being you call Master??
Metal Mario: Do not ask too many questions! Master Hand is waiting.
C. Falcon: Shut up! I don't have to listen to you!
Metal Mario: That's it! Polygons, seize him!!

The strange purple creatures begin chasing Captain Falcon around the racetrack, as the people in the stadium flee in fear from the chaos.

C. Falcon: Eee! They're right on my heels!! ::looks ahead of him and sees the Blue Falcon:: That's my ticket out of here! ::hops into the car and starts it up, as the polygons pile up on top of the car::
Metal Mario: Don't let him get away!
C. Falcon: C'mon, let's GO already!! ::the car starts moving, with the polygons hanging on::
Metal Mario: No!! He's getting away!!

The car eventually reaches a speed so fast, that the polygons are flung off.

C. Falcon: WOO!! I'm OUTTA HERE! ::puts the car into high speed, and slams into the side of a pole, causing the car to stop:: NO!! My car!!!......*sob*......Oh well, at least it couldn't be any worse.
Metal Mario: GET HIM!!! ::the polygons run after Falcon's car::
C. Falcon: Crap, forgot about those guys! ::tries to gun it, but causes something in the engine to explode so violently, that the car is sent spiraling into outer space:: WAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! Mommy!!!!

Meanwhile, on a faraway planet called Popstar....

Kirby: ::eating a sandwich:: Mmm, such a peaceful day....Nothing could ruin this!....::sees a large object falling from the sky:: huh, what's that in the sky?.......Shit!! It's coming right at me! AAAAAAAH!!!!!! ::starts running::

The object falling from the sky lands right several meters away from Kirby, and skids to a stop.

Kirby: hm? What is it? ::approaches the large blue object, as its cockpit opens:: *gasp!*
C. Falcon: ::inside the object: ......guuuh......where am I?
Kirby: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! ALIEN!!!!!!

To be continued