Saikyo Beach Blast: Episode 1

Morrigan Aensland, beautiful succubus and girlfriend of the mighty Saikyo master Dan Hibiki, was sitting around in Dan's Super-Funkadelic Saikyo Shag Pad, a secret room he had installed in the Saikyo Dojo so him and Morrigan could have more privacy together. She was deep in thought over something, and didn't notice her little sister, Lilith, sneak into the room.

Lilith saw her older sister sitting on the Super-Funkadelic Saikyo Shag Bed of Super-Funkadelic Funkadelickyness, a big-ass heart-shaped bed painted in pastel colors with Dan's grinning cartoon face embroidered on the cover. Lilith noticed that Morrigan looked depressed, as she stared out the window, resting her chin on her hand. Lilith decides to find out what's on Morrigan's mind.

Lilith: Hey sis, what's the matter?
Morrigan: *sigh* The weather around here is miserable. It's hard to have fun when nobody's out.

Lilith looks out the window, and sees that the ground is piled high with about three feet of snow.

Morrigan: I've never liked winter. When it snows, nobody leaves their houses, and all the shops close! It's much more difficult for a sexy girl like me to get the energy she needs when nobody's around.
Lilith: Well, I'm pretty sure it's still warm in the tropical islands at this time of year!
Morrigan: Hmm...tropical islands?
Lilith: Yeah! They've got beaches an' palm trees an' are warm all year round!
Morrigan: ::smirks:: Sounds like my kind of place! Lilith, do you know of one of these islands we could maybe visit?
Lilith: Yep!

Lilith conveniently pulls out a news article, and shows it to Morrigan.

Lilith: It tells about an uninhabited tropical island that was just acquired by a big business tycoon!
Morrigan: ::reads:: Hmm.....so it does....
Lilith: You wanna go to the island? Please please please? It'd be fun!
Morrigan: ::smirks evilly:: I think I can arrange it...

The next day, in his newly-established hotel resort on the island, the Big Business Tycoon sits and counts his big humongous piles of money.

Big Business Tycoon: MWAHAHA!!! I am so stinking rich, I could own the entire world if I wanted to! Hwahahaha!!! Oh, I love money! ::hugs a big bag of money::
Secretary: ::walks in:: Mr. Tycoon, sir, someone is here to see you.
Tycoon: Who the hell could is it?!
Secretary: Some girl with big boobs. I don't know who she is.
Tycoon: Well TELL HER TO GET OU...::perks up::...big boobs, you say? Send her in! Now!
Secretary: Yes, sir! ::leaves the room::
Tycoon: My day keeps getting better and better!

A short time later, Morrigan walks into the room, wearing.....well, barely anything at all. Her dress fit her very tightly, and a great amount of cleavage was showing. Her extremely tight skirt was very short; so short, it was possible to see part of her butt hanging out from the bottom of it.

Morrigan: Why, hello, Mr. Tycoon. ::giggles and winks::
Tycoon: Buh......buh....guh......gaa..........uh.....
Morrigan: If you don't mind, I'd like you to do me a....favor.
Tycoon: Um.......uh........yeah.......ok.......

Morrigan places a sheet of paper on the dazed and confused Tycoon's desk, and bends over, making sure that the Tycoon gets the maximum view of her cleavage. At this sight, the Tycoon's nose literally explodes in a shower of blood.

Morrigan: ::points to the paper:: You see, this is a contract that will give me full ownership of all your assets, including this island. All you have to do is sign your name on this dotted line. ::hands the Tycoon a pen::
Tycoon: Uh-huh.........yeah.......ok..........

The Tycoon, who is still in a daze over Morrigan's impressive body, doesn't listen to a word she says. However, he absent-mindedly signs the contract anyway, without fully realizing what he's doing. In fact, he's in such a daze that he doesn't even notice that a fountain of blood is flowing endlessly from the cavity in his face where his nose once was.

Morrigan: Thank you for your cooperation! Bye-bye! ::picks up the contract and walks out::
Tycoon: Buh.........ok.........yeah........sure.......... ::gets out of his trance:: HEY! My face is bleeding!!! What the fu... ::dies from loss of blood::

Morrigan, excited as heck over the fact that she now owns a massive amount of money and her own private island, starts to fly home to tell Dan. However, on the way home, she has a thought....You know, it would be a shame if Dan and I were the only ones on the island. It's the perfect place for lots of people to have fun.....She gets a smirk on her face as she comes up with a new idea, and flies the rest of the way home.

Finally, Morrigan arrives back at the Saikyo Dojo. There, Dan is training with a group of his students. Lilith sees her sister return, and runs to greet her.

Lilith: Hey sis! Didja do what you wanted to do?
Morrigan: I sure did.

The other Saikyojins hear the conversation, and look over at the two succubus sisters.

Dan: What are you talking about?
Croc: Yeah, I'd like to know that myself!
Morrigan: Well, I've acquired my own personal tropical island!
Sean: COOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mega-super-cool-fun-ultimate-cool-fun-time!!! YEAH!!!
Hawk: ::backfists Sean in the nose::
Sean: OW!!!
Hawk: Anyway, what were you saying?
Morrigan: Well, I figured that I had this whole beach resort all to myself, and Danny-poo and I wouldn't be able to use it all ourselves, so.......
Croc: .............so...................?
Morrigan: ........so I've decided to invite all Saikyojins to stay on the island on a paid-for, permanent island beach vacation!
Hawk: Lime!!!
Dan: YAHOOIE!!!!
Croc: Wooooooo!!!!!!
Everyone else: YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

And so, the stage is set for a bunch of fun adventures on Morrigan's private island! What will happen on this wild beach romp of carefree fun? Find out on future episodes of Saikyo Beach Blast!