Robert, walking through the city, sees something.....

Robert: Hey, a car store! I need some new wheels! ::walks into the store, and starts looking at all the cars::
Robert: Hmm.....nice. ::stops and admires an expensive red sports car::

A car salesman walks up to Robert.

Blanka: Bwuh gnuh braaaaaaagh!!!!
Robert: Yes, it is real nice, isn't it?
Blanka: Guuh! WOO!!!!
Robert: Hm, I dunno...
Blanka: FFFFFUUUUUHHH!!!!!!! Gnuh gnuh gnuh!!!
Robert: Hm, I dunno. How much does it cost?
Blanka: Wuuh! Buuuh!!! AWOO!!
Robert: Okay! ::hands Blanka his credit card:: Charge it! ::smiles::
Blanka: Gwoo!!! ::reaches for the credit card, and accidentally electrocutes Robert::
Robert: WAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH GOD, IT BURNS!!! OOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!

A few moments later...

Robert: ::driving down the road, in his new car:: Hey, this kicks ass! ::sees a sleazily-dressed woman standing at the corner of the road up ahead::
Robert: Awww yeah!!!! ::stops the car next to her, and pulls out his wallet:: Excuse me, how much will a blowjob cost me?
Mai: WHAT?!?!
Robert: You know....a blowjob.....
Mai: Pervert! ::starts smacking Robert with her fan::
Robert: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow.....
Andy: ::walks up:: Hey, what's going on here?
Mai: Andy, this man thinks I'm some sort of a hooker! He tried to pay for a blowjob!
Andy: ::looks at Robert:: Is that true, Robert?
Robert: ::looks down at the ground:: yeah....

Instead of getting angry like Robert expected, Andy has a different reaction....

Andy: WAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Hooo!!!!
Mai and Robert: huh?
Andy: I thought the exact same thing, when I first met Mai! HAAAAAHAHAHA!!! ::rolling on the ground, laughing::
Mai: Grrrr..... ::pulls out the big anime mallet::
*WHAM*
Andy: OWIE!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, Ryo is still walking around, when he sees a big crowd.

Ryo: Huh? What's going on here? ::pushes his way through the crowd to find a large sumo wrestler in the middle of a wrestling ring::
E. Honda: ::throws some little dude out of the ring:: HAH!! I win again! Anyone else dare to challenge me to a sumo match?!
Ryo: Sumo? Cool! ::jumps into the ring:: I shall challenge you! ::rips off all his clothes, except for a sumo thong-diaper thingy::
E. Honda: HAH! You look like you might be a worthy challenger! Hiyaaa!! ::charges at Ryo::
Ryo: WOAH!! ::grabs Honda and stops him::
E. Honda: Very impressive! But can you do this?! ::does the Hundred Hand Slap::
Ryo: Just watch me! ::does the Zan Retsu Ken::

Ryo and Honda continue to flail their arms like crazy for several hours, until everyone has left.

Honda: Gaah! ::stops::
Ryo: ::keeps doing the Zan Retsu Ken:: Hah! I did it the longest! Nyah nyah...oof!!
Honda: ::has Ryo's head pressed into his armpit:: HAHA!!! Nobody ever lasts through this move!
Ryo: gnuuuh!!!! ::faints from the toxic fumes coming from Honda's sweaty flabby armpit::
Honda: I WIN AGAIN!!!! WOOO!!!! Who will be my next challenger?!
Dan: ......aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! OOF!! ::falls out of the sky and lands right in front of Honda:: Whoa! A sumo wrestler!
Honda: So! You want to challenge me next?
Dan: Sorry! I'm in the middle of a game of hide-and-go-seek!
Honda: DOSUKAI!!! ::comes zooming at Dan with his flying headbutt move::
Dan: Waaaaaaah!!!!!!! Daddy!!!! ::cries and runs away::
Honda: How weak! Wahaha! I am SUPREME!!!!

to be continued