Robert: ::still floating in the lake:: Anybody? A little help here? Please?
::something emerges from the lake::
Robert: W...what was that?! ::suddenly sees the green scaly creature looking down on him:: Yaaaaaah!!!! A sea monster!!!!
::the creature picks Robert up and carries him out of the water::
Robert: AAAAAUGGGHHH!!!! It's gonna kill me!!!! HEEEELP!!!!
::the creature puts Robert on the ground, and raises its claw in the air::
Robert: NOOOOO!!!!! OH GOD, PLEASE NO!!!!
::it slashes its claw downward::
Robert: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Creature: Geez, will you stop screaming already?
Robert: YAAAAAAAAHHH....huh? I'm still alive!
Creature: Yes, you're fine. I merely got you out of that cast so you can go away. Your screaming for help has been annoying me all day.
Robert: My cast? ::moves his arms:: Yay!!! I can move! Thanks, Mr....
Creature: Rikuo.
Robert: Mr. Rikuo! Woohoo! ::runs off to the city::
Rikuo: About time that guy left. Now I can get some peace and quiet. ::goes back into the lake::
Up on the hill.....
Ryo: Crap! He's gone!
King: Look, down there! ::points down to where Robert's wheelchair is::
Ryo: Oh man! I hope he's alright! ::ryo and king run down the hill::
King: Man, where is he?
Ryo: ::sees Rikuo walking away from what remains of Robert's body cast:: OH NO! That's his body cast! That monster must've eaten him!
King: Oh man....how tragic.
Ryo: Yeah, I know! Who's going to fight with me in this year's KOF tournament?
King: Well, you could team with Takuma and me, like last year, and the fourth member could be, I dunno, maybe Krushnood Butt...
Ryo: Krushnood Butt?! I'm not fighting with someone named Krushnood Butt! That's got to be the most retarded name ever! How embarrassing it would be to be teamed with someone with that name!
King: Well geez, it was only a suggestion....
Ryo: ::walks away:: Krushnood Butt! Gah!
Meanwhile, at Mr. Big's base....
Dan: Connect Four! Yay! I win again!!!
Mr. Karate: Fuck! I almost had you!
Dan: I win! I win! I win! ::dances around the room like a little child::
Mr. Big: ::comes out of his bedroom wearing cowboy pajamas, holding his teddy bear:: SHUT UP! I'm trying to get some sleep! GAAAH!!!
Dan: ::shuts up:: I'm sorry....
Mr. Big: Why don't you two do something QUIET?!
Dan: Like what?
Mr. Big: Like ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE DANCING ABOUT LIKE A LITTLE KID ABOUT TO WET HIS PANTS!!!!!
Dan: ::whimpers:: Fine, be that way.
Mr. Big: Grrr! ::goes back into his bedroom and slams the door::
Dan: party pooper.
Mr. Big: I heard that!
Dan: So?! Like I care!
Mr. Big: Be quiet!
Dan: Make me!
Mr. Karate: Son, why don't we play hide and seek? That game's nice and quiet.
Dan: Yay! I wanna hide!
Mr. Karate: Alright! ::covers his eyes:: One....two......three.........
Dan: hehehe! ::hides in the closet::
Mr. Karate: ::is peeking:: Four.....five......six...... ::walks closer to the closet::
Dan: ::snickers:: He'll never find me!
Mr. Karate: Seven.....eight......nine..... ::locks Dan in the closet, then stands in front of the door:: Ten! Ready or not, here I come! ::brings his arms back, and charges energy::
Dan: hehehe...
Mr. Karate: HAOH SHO KOH KEN!!!!! ::fires the fireball, which busts through the door, hits Dan, and sends him flying through the wall, outside, and far into the sky::
Dan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh........
Mr. Karate: Phew! ::sits down on the couch and rests:: About time I got rid of that twerp...
Mr. Big: SHUT UP!!!
Mr. Karate: Sorry...
To be continued