Much later....
Mr. Karate: *pant wheeze* Finally got back to Mr. Big's place! ::goes inside::
Mr. Big: It's about time you got here! I've been waiting forever for my pizza!
Mr. Karate: Sorry about that. Here you go. ::gives him the pizzas::
Mr. Big: Yum!! ::takes a slice and bites into it:: *CRUNCH* Gaaah! You took so long getting it here that it's ice cold!
Mr. Karate: Well, you DID ask for a frozen pizza...
Mr. Big: Shut up! You're not supposed to make sense! ::puts it in the oven::
::the door busts open::
Dan: Dad!!! I've been looking all over for you!
Mr. Karate: Oh god....*groan*
Mr. Big: Hey, who's that guy?
Mr. Karate: He thinks he's my son.
Dan: Woah, cool!! Jesse "The Body" Ventura!
Mr. Karate: No, you dipshit. That's my boss, Mr. Big.
Dan: ::raises his eyebrow:: Are you sure? He looks like "The Body"...
Mr. Big: Quiet, you fool! I am not Jesse Ventura!
Dan: ::shrugs:: Whatever you say.
Mr. Big: *groan* I'm going to my bedroom....Mr. Karate, spend some quality time with your "son"....
Mr. Karate: Aww, do I have to?
Mr. Big: Yes!!
Mr. Karate: *groan*
Dan: Yay!! Let's play checkers!
Mr. Karate: *sigh* Okay....

Meanwhile....

Robert: ::is in a complete body cast, you can only see his eyes and mouth:: Dammit! This sucks ass!
Ryo: ::is pushing Robert up a hill, in a wheelchair:: Sorry, the doctor said you've got to stay in that body cast until your cuts and bruises fully heal.
Robert: NOOO!!! It's not fair! How am I gonna get some pussy if I can't move?!
Ryo: ::reaches a house on the top of the hill:: Okay, we've reached King's place. You stay here while I go inside and hump her until her eyes bug out.
Robert: No!!! Don't leave me out here alone! Come back here!
Ryo: ::goes into King's house::
Robert: Crap! This bites!
::the wheelchair starts rolling down the hill::
Robert: WHAT?! No!!!! STOP!!! Dammit Ryo, you forgot to put the brakes on!! AAAAHH!!!! ::goes zooming down the hill full-speed::

In King's house....

King: Ohh yeah baby! Work it! Harder! Harder! OHHH!!!!
Robert: YAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
King: Did you hear anything?
Ryo: Nope. ::keeps going::

Back outside.....

Robert: ::sees a log at the bottom of the hill:: OH SHIT!!!!
::the wheelchair hits the log, and Robert goes flying out of the wheelchair, really high in the air::
Robert: WAAAAAAHHH!!!!! *SPLASH*

Robert is now floating helplessly in a lake, face up, with nobody around.

Robert: Somebody? Anybody? Help me!!! Dammit! At least things can't get any worse....

A bird flies by and craps on Robert's face.

Robert: GAAAH!!! RYO, I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!

To be continued