Dan: ::is still hugging Mr. Karate:: Dad!!! I thought you had died!!!
Mr. Karate: Hey, let go! I'm not your father!
Dan: ::isn't paying attention:: Dad, it's me! Your son, Dan Hibiki! We have a lot of catching up to do!
Mr. Karate: Gaaah! Please let go! ::pushes Dan away::
Dan: Oh, sorry Dad! I'm just so excited to see you!
Mr. Karate: Uhh....I'm not your...
Dan: ::interrupts Mr. Karate:: Hey Dad, willya take me to the amusement park? Please please please?!
Mr. Karate: Well, uh...
Dan: Thanks!!! ::grabs Mr. Karate's arm and runs off::
Mr. Karate: HEY!! Wait a minute!!!

They eventually arrive at the amusement park.

Dan: Hey Dad, what should we ride first, huh? Huh?!
Mr. Karate: I got an idea! How about you ride on the merry-go-round while I watch?
Dan: Yay! I get to ride the ponies!!!
Mr. Karate: Yeah! The ponies!
Dan: ::gets on the merry-go-round:: Watch me, Dad!! Weeee!!! ::the ride starts moving::
Mr. Karate: Have fun!! Hehehe!!
Dan: Weeee!!!! ::the ride keeps going::
Mr. Karate: That's a good boy! Keep riding your horse! hehe... ::sneaks away with the frozen pizzas::
Dan: Woooo!!!!.....hey, where'd my dad go?!

Meanwhile....

Ryo: Hey, what should we do with this money, anyway?
Robert: Hm, I dunno....I'm pretty hungry...
Ryo: Yeah, me too....
Robert: ::sees something:: Hey, look! ::points::
Ryo: ::looks:: Wow! A new Hooters location!
Robert: Yeah! Let's go!
Ryo: Yeah!!!

They go into Hooters and are seated.

Ryo: Hm, I think I'll have some buffalo wings. How about you, Robert?
Robert: Gee, I dunno....
::their waitress walks up, in the trademark tight Hooters t-shirt and short orange shorts::
Ivy: Hello, my name is Ivy, and I'll be your server today.
Robert: Why hello there, hot stuff.
Ryo: *groan* Not again....
Ivy: .....
Robert: Hey, could I have your phone number? Maybe we could hook up some time. ::smiles and winks::
Ivy: Umm.....what do you want to order?
Robert: Hey, that's a nice ass you've got there. ::puts his hand on her butt::
Ivy: Stop it! Please! ::pulls out her whip-sword::
Robert: Very nice....::squeezes::
Ryo: Uh, I think you better do what she says....
Robert: ::sees the whip-sword:: Yeow, that's a nasty looking sex toy you've got there. What's it used for?
Ivy: Let me show you! ::raises it above her head::
Ryo: I can't look.... ::looks away::
Ivy: Yaaaah!!! ::starts swinging it like crazy at Robert, with the violence being censored by one of those Looney Tunes-style fighting clouds::
Robert: OH GOD!!! STOP!!!! AAAAAHHH!!!!! Jeeeeezus, that hurts!!! DAMN!!!! AAAAHHHH!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
Ryo: Yeesh....

To be continued