Ryo: ::gets home:: Hey guys!
Robert: Hey there, Ryo! How was your night with King?
Ryo: Damn, it was great!
Takuma: Was it really?
Ryo: Yep! I never thought it would feel that good to lose my virginity.....uhh! Dad!! Hi!
Takuma: Hello, son.
Ryo: Um, I didn't sleep with King! Really!
Takuma: I don't really care either way.
Ryo: You don't?
Takuma: Nope.
Ryo: Well then! It was really great!
Takuma: Heh. Thought so.
Robert: So, Ryo, want to go do anything?
Ryo: Maybe later. I want to see my sister first.
Takuma: Geese killed her.
Ryo: ............................Oh.
Robert: I guess we can go now then, huh?
Ryo: Yeah. Guess so!
Takuma: Have fun!
Ryo: Alright, dad! Bye!

Ryo and Robert hop into Robert's sports car, and drive off

Robert: ::turns up the radio as he drives::
Ryo: Hey! This is cool music! So, where are we going?
Robert: Let's go visit the Bogard brothers. We can pick 'em up and go down to the bar for some drinks.
Ryo: Yeah! Sounds good!

Just then, Rouge the bat is flying down the road

Rouge: Yeah! What a great day for a flight!
Ryo: Hey, what's that flying thing?!
Robert: ::looks up from his Playboy magazine:: What flying thing....AAAAAHHH!!!!
Ryo: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

The car smashes into Rouge, splattering her guts all over the winshield.

Robert: Crap! I can't see!!
Ryo: Watch out!!
Robert: WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

The car smashes into a telephone pull, and the airbags deploy.

Ryo: Nice going, dickweed!
Robert: Hey, shut up!

THE END.....until the next episode of "Art of Fighting Adventures," that is.