Over at Duck King's bar....

Dr. Baldhead: ::has Robert cornered against the wall, outside the bar:: WAHAHAHAHA!!! Don't worry, this won't hurt for very long!!
Robert: Oh man!! What should I do?
Dr. Baldhead: Now prepare, to DIE!!! ::raises the giant scalpel high in the air::
Robert: ::points behind Dr. Baldhead:: Hey look! It's Dr. Kevorkian!
Dr. Baldhead: Huh?? Where?! ::looks behind him::
Robert: Ha-HA!! ::grabs Dr. Baldhead's scalpel and impales him with it::
Dr. Baldhead: Gaaah!! You.....you BASTARD!! ::dies::
Robert: *sigh* Glad that's over with. Now to find out where Ryo went to!

Robert goes inside the bar, and sees Duck King at the counter.

Duck King: Hey man, good to see you've gotten better!
Robert: Cut the crap, birdboy! Where's Ryo?!
Duck King: Calm down, dude! Who's Ryo?
Robert: The guy who passed out right here, right beside me, you moron!!
Duck King: Oh, him. He mentioned something about finding some girl, right before he drove off.
Robert: KING!! I should've known! ::storms out of the bar::
Duck King: HEY!! You forgot to pay for your drinks!....ah, screw it.

Back at Mr. Big's headquarters....

Mr. Karate: I can't believe it! You're alive!
Yuri: Oh daddy! ::hugs Mr. Karate::
Dan: ::jumps up, right beside Yuri:: HELLO!!
Yuri: YEEE!! ::falls down:: Who the hell are you??
Dan: I am Dan Hibiki, mighty defeater of evil people that need to be defeated by my mightiness! Hoo-hah!! ::flexes his muscles::
Yuri: Er...right.
Mr. Karate: Ignore him. He's a dumbass.
Yuri: No kidding.
Mr. Big: Oh, how nice. A big stinkin' family reunion. Will you guys CUT IT OUT!!! We have stuff to do!!
Dan: Like what?
Mr. Big: Um....IMPORTANT STUFF! That's what!
Yuri: Eee! That's Mr. Big, one of Southtown's biggest crime bosses! What the hell is he doing here?! And why are you wearing that retarded mask?
Mr. Karate: He's my boss. I'm Mr. Karate now!
Mr. Big: YES!! We are the Mr. Big Crime Organization, now completely independant from Geese Howard!
Yuri: Dad!! You've gone evil?
Mr. Karate: Nah. This is just a lot of fun.
Yuri: ::blinks:: Oh.
Dan: Hey....who are you, anyway?
Mr. Karate: This is my daughter, Yuri Sakazaki. She was killed by Geese Howard, but for some strange reason, is now alive again.
Dan: Just like you are, even though Sagat killed you!!
Yuri: What the heck are you talking about?
Dan: Stuff.
Yuri: ::blinks:: Oookay.....Dad, can we get out of here?
Dan: DAD?? You mean Yuri is your daughter??
Mr. Karate: ::nods::
Dan: That means...
Mr. Karate: I'm afraid so, Dan...
Dan: I have a long-lost sister! YAY!!

Everybody in the room falls down anime-style, with their legs in the air, except Dan.

Mr. Big: She's NOT YOUR SISTER! You SHITBRAIN!!
Dan: Talk to the hand! BOOYEAH! ::puts his hand in Mr. Big's face::
Mr. Big: Anyway, I just found something we can do!
Mr. Karate: What's your plan, Mr. Big?
Mr. Big: ::shows the others a poster:: The multi-zillionaire, Gill Bates, is making an appearance at Southtown Mall tomorrow, to show off his newest computer program, Glasspanes 2002! We can sneak up on him, and pick his pockets!
Mr. Karate: Instant money! Great plan!
Dan: But daaad, stealing is wrong!
Mr. Karate: ::backfists Dan in the face::
Dan: Ugh! ::passes out::
Mr. Big: This will give us the funds we need to go head-to-head with Geese Howard's organization!
Yuri: You're going against Geese Howard?
Mr. Big: That was the plan, yeah.
Yuri: Oh Dad, it's so sweet of you to want to avenge my death by beating Geese Howard! ::hugs Mr. Karate::
Mr. Karate: Uhh...yeah! That's why we're trying to get Geese! Yeah....
Mr. Big: Hey Yuri, if you want to beat Geese, why not join up with us? After all, we have the exact same goals as you. It only makes sense!
Yuri: Well....I guess committing a few little crimes is worth it, if it'll end up with Geese being defeated. Okay, I'm in.
Mr. Karate: Great!
Yuri: But remember, after Geese is brought down, I'm through with this crime thing. You got me?
Mr. Big: Yep, loud and clear. Tomorrow, we go to the mall! But first, we get some sleep.
Dan: ....but I'm not sleepy, mommy...
Mr. Karate: ::stomps on Dan's head:: Alright. To bed, everyone!

Over at King's house....in King's bedroom, to be exact....

Ryo: WOO BABY! Work it! Oh yeah! Ooh baby! Oh mama!
King: ::lets out various squeals of pleasure::

All of a sudden, the door to the bedroom busts down.

Robert: RYO!! Your ass is mine!!
Ryo: Eee! Robert!! ::leaps out of bed::
King: Aaah!! ::covers herself up with the bedsheet:: What are you doing in my house?!
Robert: Your boyfriend here stole my car so he could come over here!
Ryo: Oh, come on, Robert! I was thinking with my dick. You should know what that's like; you do it all the time!
Robert: Why I oughta...
King: Boys! Stop it! If you want to fight so badly, would you do it outside?!
Ryo: But he started it!
Robert: It was Ryo's fault!
Ryo: No it wasn't!
Robert: Yeah it was!
King: STOP IT! I want to get some sleep. Would you both please leave?
Ryo: But King....
King: NOW!
Ryo and Robert: ::mumble and grumble as they leave the house::

Outside....

Ryo: Thanks to you, King's mad at me!
Robert: You deserve it! You stole my car!
Ryo: ......
Robert: .......So, you wanna go to the mall?
Ryo: Maybe tomorrow. I'm tired.
Robert: Yeah. Me too.

Ryo and Robert both fall asleep in King's flowerbed, exhausted from their adventures of the day.

To be continued