Over at Geese Tower.....Geese is eating lunch with his number one henchman, Billy Kane.

Geese: Mmm, these ham sandwiches are exquisite! And the chocolate chip cookies are so gooey and delicious.
Billy: Thanks, boss. I made 'em myself.
Geese: I had no idea you were such an accomplished chef!
Billy: Hey, I've gotta do something in my spare time.

Suddenly, the door busts open, and Mr. Big, Mr. Karate, and Dan storm in.

Billy: HEY HEY HEY! What do you think you're doing?! We're having a private meeting here!
Geese: ::takes a swig of milk::
Mr. Big: We're here to tell Geese that we're leaving, and starting our own crime organization!
Geese: ::spits milk all over Billy:: You WHAT?!
Mr. Big: We're sick of having to take orders from you!
Mr. Karate: That's right!
Dan: Hoo-hah!
Geese: You're just angry because I didn't get you anything for your birthday!
Mr. Big: I was so looking forward to getting a gift from you, too! But you totally forgot, you meanie-poo-poo-head! ::sticks his tongue out::
Billy: Hey, nobody talks to Geese Howard that way!
Geese: Hold it, Billy... Mr. Big, if you and your buddies want to go out and start a crime syndicate of your very own, be my guest.
Mr. Big: Fine then! I will! C'mon, boys! ::walks out, and Mr. Karate and Dan follow::
Geese: Billy, I have to make a note.
Billy: Sure thing, boss. ::whips out a pad of paper and a pen::
Geese: Mr. Big and his friends must be destroyed!
Billy: Yes sir! ::jots it down::

Mr. Big, Mr. Karate, and Dan arrive back at their hideout.

Dan: Do we get to play Press Your Luck now? Huh?! Huh?!
Mr. Big: Hold on, we have to wait for Peter Tomarken to arrive. ::the bell rings:: Ah, that must be him. ::opens the door::
Rod Roddy's Voice: And now, here's the host of Press Your Luck.....Peter Tomarken!
Peter Tomarken: ::enters Mr. Big's HQ while Dan, Mr. Big, and Mr. Karate applaud:: Hey, welcome to a special Art of Fighting Adventures edition of Press Your Luck! Our contestants include expert tonfa fighter and crime boss extraordinare, Mr. Big! Kyokugen karate master turned evil, Mr. Karate! And Capcom's ultimate joke fighter, Dan Hibiki!

Mr. Big, Mr. Karate, and Dan take seats behind the counter of a mock Press Your Luck set, with flashing TV screens behind them. Petet Tomarken stands behind a pedestal facing where the three contestants are sitting.

Peter Tomarken: Now, Mr. Big will start with three spins. Dan and Mr. Karate earned extra spins for deciding to go along with Mr. Big's plan, so they each start with four spins. Mr. Big, you go first, because you have the least number of spins. The roulette of TV screens behind you will spin, and you have to hit the button to stop the spinner. It could land on great prizes, or it could land on a Whammy, and you lose all your money and can't play any more. The person with the most money at the end of the game, wins! ::the roulette starts spinning::
Mr. Big: C'mon, big bucks.....big bucks......no whammies STOP!! ::smashes the button, and the spinner stops on 500 dollars::
Peter: You got 500 dollars! Go again!
Mr. Big: Alright! Big bucks! Daddy needs some new shoes! STOP!!!! ::smashes the button, and it lands on a Whammy::
Whammy: If elected, I will raise your taxes! ::gets hit in the face with a pie, and Mr. Big's money disappears::
Peter: Oh, you got a Whammy! Sorry, you can't play any more. We go to the next player. That's Mr. Karate!
Mr. Karate: Alright! C'mon, I WANT THE BIG BUCKS! NO WHAMMIES!!! STOP!!!!! ::hits the button, and it lands on 250 dollars:: Alright!
Peter: 250 dollars! Go again. ::the roulette starts spinning again::
Mr. Karate: Stay away, you frigging Whammies! STOP!!! ::hits the button, and it lands on Daughter Resurrection::
Peter: You got Daughter Resurrection! You have two more spins. Do you want to keep going, or would you like to pass them to Dan?
Mr. Karate: Hmm....I'm gonna go again! ::roulette spins:: COME ON BIG BUCKS!!! No whammies big bucks big bucks no whammies big bucks no whammies no whammies big bucks STOOOOOOOP!!!! ::hits the button, and it stops on 1000 dollars:: Yeah!!! I'll pass my last spin to Dan!
Peter: Okay, Dan, it's your turn!
Dan: OUSHYA!!! ::smashes the button with his head, and lands on a whammy:: DAMMIT!!!!
Whammy: ::starts singing and dancing:: Who would ever hurt a whammy? Who would ever wanna ::gets smacked in the head with a giant hammer:: OW!!!
Peter: That means Mr. Karate is the winner! Rod, tell him what he's won!
Rod Roddy's Voice: You won Daughter Resurrection! If you have a dead daughter, she will be revived, with absolutely no explanation whatsoever how she managed to come back from the dead! In addition, you've won 1250 dollars! Congratulations!
Mr. Karate: Yeah! Alright!!
Peter: Until next time, this is Peter Tomarken, signing off! Goodbye! ::leaves Mr. Big's HQ, and the mock Press Your Luck set disappears::
Mr. Karate, Mr. Big, and Dan: Goodbye, Peter Tomarken!
Mr. Karate: Well, that was fun.
Dan: Of course it was fun for YOU!! You WON!!! ::cries::
Mr. Big: Oh shut up. Please.

Suddenly, somebody else knocks on the door.

Mr. Karate: I'll get it. ::answers the door::
Yuri: ......Daddy?
Mr. Karate: Yuri! You're alive!!

To be continued