Mr. Karate and Dan are walking back to Mr. Big's Hideout, after their big fight with Viktor Sagat.
Dan: We kicked his ass! RETSHOU!
Mr. Karate: You idiot. We almost died because of you.
Dan: WHO CARES?! We creamed Sagat good! YAHOOIE! ::starts rolling around and taunting a lot::
Mr. Karate: Stop that! You're annoying!
Dan: You are just overwhelmed by the ultimate mighty mightiness of the Saikyo style!!!
Mr. Karate: *sigh* Here we are. ::knocks on the door::
Mr. Big: ::opens the door:: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?!?!?!
Mr. Karate: Holy shit, you're loud.
Dan: I don't think so.
Mr. Karate: You wouldn't. ::turns to Mr. Big:: So....when is Geese's meeting going to be?
Mr. Big: Screw Geese's meeting. I've got bigger plans.
Dan: Ooh!! What are they?! WHAT ARE THEY?!?!
Mr. Big: Shut up and I'll tell you, pickledick!
Mr. Karate: So, why aren't we going to go back to Geese's meeting.
Mr. Big: I'm rebelling from Geese! I'm so freakin' sick of him acting like he's all big and stuff. So, the three of us are going to revolt, and start our own crime syndicate! Geese Howard's gonna go down!
Dan: YAHOOIE!! MC Hammerpants ain't got nothing on us!
Mr. Karate: ::smacks Dan upside the head with an Akuma statue:: SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Dan: Ow!! ::passes out::
Mr. Karate: So, what do we get in return, if we agree to go along with your plan, and betray Geese?
Mr. Big: You get FREE SPINS to use to PRESS YOUR LUCK!!!
Mr. Karate: HOLY CRAP!!!! THAT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!! Okay, you've got yourself a deal!
Mr. Big: Excellent!! Tomorrow, we'll tell Geese that we're leaving him, and then.....it'll be time to PRESS OUR LUCK!!!!!!
Mr. Karate: WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Over at the hospital...

Robert: w....where am i.....?
Mai: ::standing over Robert:: Oh, Robert! I love you!
Robert: Wha? Really?!
Mai: Ohh yes!! Do me, Robert!! ::rips her clothes off::
Robert: p...pussy!!!
Mai: ::leans down to Robert:: Oh, Robert......
Robert: Yes?!
Mai: I want you to.......Chancey!!
Robert: the hell?
Mai: ::turns into a Chancey nurse:: Chancey!
Robert: damn. I hate drunken hallucinations.
Chancey: Chancey! Chancey chancey chancey. Chancey chancey?
Robert: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU DAMN DIRTY POKEMON!!!
Dr. Baldhead: ::enters the room:: There's no need to talk like that to your nurse! She was just commenting on how you're almost ready to be released from the hospital.
Robert: Hey, how the hell did I get here, anyway?!
Dr. Baldhead: You and your friend were admitted here after you got pig-drunk and passed out on the floor of Duck King's Bar.
Robert: Ryo? Is he still here?
Dr. Baldhead: He's been released already. You too shall be released.....after you receive SURGERY!!! YAHAHAHAHA!!! ::pulls out a giant six-foot-long scalpel::
Robert: WAAAAAAH!!!!!!!! ::leaps out of bed just as the evil doctor tries to skewer him with the scalpel, and starts running::
Dr. Baldhead: HEHEHEHEHE!!!! ::chases Robert madly through the hospital::
Robert: Where's the exit?! Gaah!! ::finds a staircase:: It's probably downstairs! ::flings the door open and starts running down the stairs....but he trips and starts rolling down, banging into every wall:: Aaah! Oof!! Ow!!
Dr. Baldhead: ::follows Robert down the stairs:: You're not being a very good patient!! Come back, or you won't get a lollipop!!
Robert: ::slams into the wall at the bottom floor:: GAH!!! ::looks up to see Dr. Baldhead standing above him, ready to strike with the scalpel:: Aaaaah!!! ::gets up and runs::
Dr. Baldhead: Dammit! GET BACK HERE!!....huh? Where'd he go?
Robert: ::carefully sneaks away, hiding behind a Chancey:: Where's the exit..... ::sees it:: There! ::makes a mad dash for the exit::
Dr. Baldhead: ::sees him:: THERE YOU ARE!!! ::chases him out the exit::
Robert: Yaah!! He's right behind me! ::dashes back over to Duck King's Bar....which is conveniently across the street from the hospital::
Dr. Baldhead: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough hack wheeze* HAHAHAHAHA!!! ::follows Robert to the bar::
Robert: Dammit, where's my car?! It was parked RIGHT HERE!!!
Dr. Baldhead: ::corners Robert next to the wall:: Anything you'd like to ask me before I begin amputating?!
Robert: WHERE THE HELL IS RYO?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Over at King's house...which has Robert's car parked in the driveway...Ryo and King are doing stuff.

Ryo: Oh King!! I didn't know you could bend that way! *moan*
King: Mmm, I can do a lot more than that... *squeal*
Ryo: *pant pant* Why don't you... *pant* ....show me?
King: ::smiles:: Gladly.... ::scoots all the way under the covers::
Ryo: OHHHHH LORD YES!!!!!

To be continued