Underneath the pier at the beach....

Sagat: Your ass is MINE, Hibiki!
Dan: Eeeee!! ::squeals like a little girly girl::
Mr. Karate: Bring it on! Kyokugen-ryuu is the ultimate style! I'll beat you easily!
Dan: ....Kyokugen-ryuu?
Mr. Karate: .......Yeah........
Dan: It's called Saikyo-ryuu.
Mr. Karate: SHUT UP!! I know the name of my own style!
Dan: Whatever.
Sagat: HEY!!! I'm SUPPOSED to be trying to kill you, remember?
Dan: .....Oh yeah.........Eeeeeee!!!
Sagat: Shut up! TIGER CRUSH! ::knee kicks Dan in the face::
Dan: OW!! ::falls down:: Daddy, he hit me!! Waaah!!!
Mr. Karate: C'mon, big guy! Shoran Kyaku! ::runs over to Sagat and grabs him::
Sagat: Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
Mr. Karate: ::leaps up and hits Sagat in the face with his knees a bunch of times::
Sagat: Graaah!! ::smacks Mr. Karate away:: You'll pay for that! TIGER.....CANNON! ::fires a huge fireball at Mr. Karate::
Mr. Karate: I can counter that easily! HOAH SHI KOH.....
Dan: I'll save you, DAD!!! ::runs in front of the fireball::
Mr. Karate: ....KEN! ::fires the fireball::
Dan: ::gets smacked by both fireballs from opposite directions:: Aaah!!! ::gets blasted into one of the large poles::
Sagat: ::sweatdrops::
Mr. Karate: ::sweatdrops::
Dan: ::leaps back up:: Sagat! ::grabs Mr. Karate by the nose::
Mr. Karate: Hey!! What are you doing?!
Dan: I-KILL-YOU!! ::starts swinging Mr. Karate around as a weapon::
Sagat: What the hell?! ::tries to block the attack but can't, and gets smacked by it::
Dan: Eat that! OYAJI!!!! ::cries::
Mr. Karate: Put me down! NOW!!!!
Dan: ::doesn't listen, and keeps hitting Sagat with Mr. Karate's body::
Sagat: Aah! Ooh! Stop! ::falls down::
Mr. Karate: STOP IT! Ko-oh-ken! ::blasts Dan in the back of the head with a small fireball::
Dan: Ow! ::drops Mr. Karate on his head::
Sagat: Grrr....::pulls out the tube of green goop and drinks it::
Mr. Karate: Now what is he doing?!
Sagat: Rrr....what's happening?! RAAAAARGH!!!! ::Sagat's muscles get much bigger::
Dan: He's become some sort of a Super Sagat!
Sagat: GRAAAAAAGH!!!! ::swings at Mr. Karate::
Mr. Karate: Yikes! ::dodges, causing Sagat's blow to knock down one of the poles::
Sagat: Rrrrgh!! ::swings at Dan::
Dan: ::rolls out of the way, and Sagat knocks down another pole::
Mr. Karate: Keep dodging his attacks!
Dan: Right!

Dan and Mr. Karate continue to trick Sagat into knocking down more and more poles of the pier. Then, the pier starts to shake.

Mr. Karate: Let's get out of here!! ::runs out from under the pier as it starts to fall::
Dan: Wait for me, dad!!!! ::runs away, too::
Sagat: Gyaaaaaaaah!!!!!! ::stands under the pier as it collapses on top of him::
Mr. Karate: ::goes over to the fallen pier:: Is he gone?

Sagat's hand bursts out from the remains of the pier. Dan and Mr. Karate freak out, but then Sagat's hand collapses.

Dan: YEAH!!! We avenged your death!! WHO'S THE MAN?! Who IS THE MAN?!?!
Mr. Karate: moron.
Dan: WORD TO YO MUTHA!!!!
Mr. Karate: *sigh*

Back at the bar....

Robert: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! ::runs back into the bar at full speed::
Duck King: Hey you there! Watch out for...
Robert: Yaaah!! ::trips over Ryo, still passed out on the ground, and lands on his face::
Duck King: ....nevermind.
Robert: Ow! I tink by dose is broked!
Ryo: .....who tripped over me? ::gets up:: Oh. Hi Robert.
Robert: ::gets up:: So YOU tripped me, eh???
Ryo: fut the whuck are you talking about?
Robert: First I almost crash my car, then I almost have sex with a she-male, and now YOU decide that it'd be fun to trip me! You bastard.
Ryo: oooh...i don't feel so good. ::vomits on the ground::
Robert: No lame excuses! C'mon, get up and fight like a man!
Ryo: guuuh....
Robert: Ryuu-Geki-Ken! ::throws a fireball at Ryo::
Ryo: ::gets hit:: ow. ::passes out::
Robert: .....Wow. Guess I've gotten a lot stronger.
Duck King: He's drunk, you idiot.
Robert: ....Oh. Well then, I want whatever he had.
Duck King: Whatever you say. ::gives him a bottle of the Ultra Crazy Wacky Hyper-Cool Concentrated Vodka, or whatever it's called::
Robert: Yay! ::chugs the whole bottle::
Duck King: Um. That's not a good idea.
Robert: ::makes a really weird face:: GWNUAGHRFAAAAAHHH!!!! ::passes out::
Duck King: *sigh* ::picks up the phone and dials a number:: Yes, is this the hospital? I've got two guys in here with dangerous amounts of alcohol in their blood. They're passed out on the floor. Could you come get them, please? Okay, thanks. ::hangs up::

To be continued