Sagat: YOU'RE MINE, HIBIKI!!!! ::swings his fist downward at Mr. Karate::
Mr. Karate: Aaaaaieeee!!! ::leaps out of the chair in time to avoid the blow, and starts running::
Sagat: Rrrrgh!!! ::chases after Mr. Karate::
Dan: HEY!!! Leave my dad alone, you.....you BASTARD!
Mr. Karate: ::runs toward Dan:: C'mon! We're getting out of here! ::grabs Dan's hand and keeps running, dragging Dan behind him::
Dan: Hey! Where are we going, daddy?
Mr. Karate: Away from this freak! ::finds an exit and leaves the stadium with Dan::
Sagat: You won't get away that easily! RAAAARGH!!! ::busts through the wall::
Dan: Eeee!! He's still chasing us!
Mr. Karate: Hurry! To the beach!
Dan: Yes sir!

Mr. Karate and Dan run to the beach, and hide under a pier. Sagat is still searching for them.

Sagat: Grr...looks like I lost them! Gaaaah!! ::punches a wall::
Bison: Hm! You're the great warrior Viktor Sagat, are you not?
Sagat: Have you seen a man with a long nose and a younger man with a pink gi run through here!
Bison: They went to the pier. They're hiding there from you. ::pulls out a test-tube of green fluid:: Here, take this.
Sagat: ::takes it:: What's this?
Bison: It will make you stronger, if you ever need it.
Sagat: I won't need it, but thanks anyway. ::runs off to the beach::
Bison: Heh heh heh....
Guile: BISON!!!!
Bison: Oh shit! ::runs away::
Guile: Get back here! You're gonna pay!!!

Back under the pier...

Mr. Karate: I think we lost him....
Sagat: Think again!
Dan: EEEEEEEE!!!!!

Meanwhile, at King's bar....

Ryo: ::takes a seat at the counter, and sees that King isn't operating the bar:: Hey! Where's King?
Bartender: I'm King.
Ryo: No you're not! WHERE'S KING?! SHE OPERATES THIS BAR!!!
Bartender: Oh, I believe you're mistaken. This is Duck King's Bar. King's Bar is a few blocks away. I'm Duck King.
Ryo: Oh. dammit. Ah well, give me a drink.
Duck King: What would you like?
Ryo: Whatever will get me totally slammed.
Duck King: Try this! ::gives Ryo a bottle of alcohol:: It's Super Mega Ultra Concentrated Vodka!
Ryo: Okay, I'll try it. ::takes a sip:: Hey, this has a lot of alco... ::passes out::
Duck King: Another satisfied customer! ::goes back to serving other people::

Back outside, at Robert's car....Mary, Mai, and the Bogard brothers are walking away, angry.

Robert: WAIT!!! Where are you guys going?!
Andy: We're taking a bus home! We're never driving with you again!
Terry: Yeah! You almost killed us, you moron!
Robert: shit.....Ah well. Your loss, guys. I'm going into the bar. ::goes into the bar::
Mary: Loser.

Robert enters the bar, and looks around.

Robert: Hey, this place is pretty neat...well Hello! ::sees a sexy pink-haired woman at the bar, and sits next to her:: Hey there, good looking.
Poison: ::looks over at Robert, and looks him over:: Why hello there, handsome.
Robert: Wanna go back to my place, and have wild crazy-ass monkey sex? ::gets into a blocking stance, preparing to be smashed to death::
Poison: Sure.
Robert: .....really? ::lowers his guard:: WOO-HOO!!!! I DID IT! FINALLY!!!!
Poison: I'll take you to my place. Follow me. ::walks out of the bar::
Robert: Gladly, sweetcheeks! ::follows::

Back at Poison's apartment...

Poison: This is my place. ::unlocks the door and goes in::
Robert: Woohoo!!! ::follows her in::
Poison: ::closes the door:: So, shall we start now or later?
Robert: Now! PLEASE!!!!
Poison: ::giggles:: I like you. ::unbuttons her pants::
Robert: Oh boy oh boy oh boy!!
Poison: ::drops her pants, revealing.....something Robert didn't expect::
Robert: o_O You're.......you're a.......AAAAAAH!!!!!!!! ::runs right through the door, leaving a Robert-shaped hole in the wall::
Poison: Wait!! Come back!! ::runs out the door:: *sigh* I lose more men that way....
???: Hey there, baby. Wanna come back to my place?
Poison: Huh? ::turns around to see who it is::
Benimaru: ::smiles at her::
Poison: Heh heh.... ::smirks::

To be continued