Mr. Karate is talking with Mr. Big, in the meeting room of Mr. Big's headquarters.

Mr. Karate: Mr. Big, we need to talk.
Mr. Big: What do you want?!
Mr. Karate: Well, y'see, there's this Muay Thai championship fight over at Southtown Arena today....
Mr. Big: NO!!!!
Mr. Karate: ....You didn't let me finish.
Mr. Big: Oh.....right. What were you saying?
Mr. Karate: *sigh* Dan wants me to take him to the Muay Thai fight over at Southtown A....
Mr. Big: NO!!!!
Mr. Karate: LET ME FINISH!!
Mr. Big: eep.....sorry.
Mr. Karate: Anyway, the two champions of Muay Thai are fighting at Southtown Arena in about an hour, and Dan wants me to take him.
Mr. Big: NO! We have a big meeting!
Mr. Karate: But Dan really wants to go....he'll be out of your hair for a while.
Mr. Big: ::scratches his head:: I'm bald, idiot!!
Mr. Karate: It's a figure of speech!
Mr. Big: Oh yeah. I knew that.......Hmm.....okay, you and Dan can go.
Dan: ::spying from behind the door:: YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
Mr. Big: But Geese probably won't be too happy....
Mr. Karate: I think he can manage without us.

Later, at the ticket booth....

Mr. Karate: Two tickets, please.
Dan: Yay! Yay! Yay! ::jumping around like an idiot, wearing a baseball cap and waving around a flag and one of those dumb foam hands with the index finger sticking straight up, all of which say "Joe is no. 1"::
Mr. Karate: Stop it! ::kicks Dan in the face::
Dan: Ow!!!
Ticket Person: That'll be 300 dollars.
Mr. Karate: 300 BUCKS?! ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Ticket Person: Sorry, but if you don't have the money, I'm afraid you won't be able to get in.
Mr. Karate: Screw you! ::brings his hands back and charges up energy::
Ticket Person: Sir, what are you doing?
Mr. Karate: HAOH SHI KOH KEN! ::brings his hands forward and launches a huge fireball into the ticket booth::
Ticket Person: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!! ::the ticket booth explodes, and tickets fly everywhere::
Dan: It's raining tickets! Hallelujah, it's raining tickets! ::grabs two::
Mr. Karate: Hurry up, Dan! We don't want to be late. ::walks to the entrance::
Dan: Yay!! ::follows Mr. Karate in::

Dan and Mr. Karate find their seats.

Dan: ::bouncing up and down in his seat excitedly:: Finally, I get to see the man who killed you get his ass whooped!
Mr. Karate: ::sits quietly in his seat, arms crossed:: We'll see.

Suddenly, a spotlight shines down on the ring, and an announcer starts speaking.

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the match you've all been waiting for! In the red corner, hailing from Japan, the legendary Muay Thai master, Joe Higashi!
Joe: YOSHA!!! ::raises his arms in the air and smiles, and the audience cheers::
Dan: WOOOOO!!!!!! GO JOE!!!!!!
Mr. Karate: *sigh*
Announcer: And in the blue corner, the deadly Muay Thai champion of Thailand, Viktor Sagat!
Sagat: ::looks at Joe, hand on chin, and smirks, and the audience cheers some more:: What a fool.
Dan: BOOOOOOO!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!

A man with short blonde hair, dressed in a blue-and-white striped referee uniform comes to the center of the ring, and starts talking to the two fighters.

Cody: Now, I want you two to have a good clean fight. No hitting below the belt, no....ah, who am I kidding. Just beat the crap out of each other, that's what the audience wants to see anyway.
Joe: Are you ready to be humiliated?!
Sagat: ::smiles confidently::
Dan: Woo!!!!
Cody: Now....LET'S GET IT ON!!! ::the starting bell rings::

Meanwhile, back at the Sakazaki household, Ryo and Robert are sprawled out on the floor, unconscious.

Andy: Damn, I didn't expect the fight to go this far.
Mai: Don't worry, I'll wake them up. ::dumps a bucket of water on Robert's head, then another on Ryo's::
Ryo and Robert: WAAAAAH!!!! COLD!!
Andy: Are you guys okay?
Ryo: Ow...I ache all over...
Robert: Same here....::looks over and sees Ryo:: Ryo!!! ::scowls at him::
Ryo: Robert!!!! ::scowls back::
Mai: Hey hey hey, break it up, you two! You're friends, you shouldn't be fighting over this!
Ryo: ....She's right......
Robert: Yeah, I guess so....
Mai: Now, I want you two to shake hands, and make up!
Robert: Grr...okay.... ::shakes hands with Ryo::
Mai: Now, was that so hard?
Ryo: Nope, not at all! ::smiles at Mai, then turns to Robert and whispers:: assface.
Robert: I'm happy to be friends again! ::whispers back to ryo:: shitbrain.
Ryo: penisbreath.
Robert: needledick.
Ryo: DOOSHBAG!!!
Robert: SHITBRAIN!!!
Ryo: You used that one already.
Robert: Oh yeah....uhh.......BIG.....STUPID.......MEAN....PERSON!!
Ryo: Ooh, nice one, dork!
Robert: Shut up, dickweed!
Andy: HEY!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Ryo and Robert: .....Sorry.....
Megaman: Why are you fighting? You are not enemies!
Andy: ....who is that guy, and when did he get here?
Ryo: Beats me....but he's annoying.
Robert: Let's kick his ass!
Mai: Yeah!!
Megaman: Hey, what are you doing? No....get away....NOOO!!!! AAAAAAUUGGHH!!!!!
Mai: Get him!!
::they all pounce on Megaman, and beat the crap out of him::
Megaman: Aaaugh!! Stop it!!! YAaah, my leg!! Oof, ow, stop it!!! No, please, not that! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! YAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

to be continued