Ryo: ....the ghost of Robert Garcia! Waaaah!!!

The camera focuses on the man in the white cloak's face, who turns out to be none other than Robert.

Robert: Yes, Ryo, it's me....mwahahaha!!!
Ryo: *gulp* B..but... you're dead!!!
Robert: Thanks to your ignorance! Had you been more careful, I'd still be alive! Now I will have to haunt you for eternity!!!
Ryo: NOOO!!! Please!!
Andy and Mai: ::hiding behind a wall, with one of those fog machines they use in stage productions, start snickering::
Ryo: What was that?
Robert: Uhh....NOTHING!!! Now, where was I...oh yeah! I WILL HAUNT YOU...FOR ETERNITY!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Ryo: NOOOO!!!! Please! I'll do anything you want! Just don't haunt me for eternity!
Robert: .....Anything, you say?
Ryo: Yes!!
Robert: Well then.... ::does an evil smirk::

Meanwhile, over in Dan's living quarters at Mr. Big's HQ...

Dan: ::changes out of his wet pants:: Yuck!! ::throws them in the corner of the room, then goes and turns on the TV, and starts channel surfing:: There's nothing good on! This SUCKS!!!....hey wait, what's this?

On the TV, there's a news program called "News Combo 7".

Reporter Lady: Greetings, and welcome to News Combo 7. Today, in South Town Arena, there is a match to determine who is the undisputed Muay Thai champion of the world. The two competitors are: Joe Higashi, from Japan,

A picture of a silly-looking fighter with brown hair sticking straight up in the air, wearing red boxer shorts, appears.

Reporter Lady: .....and Viktor Sagat, from Thailand.

A picture of a very tall, muscular bald man, wearing an eyepatch and purple boxer shorts, appears.

Dan: *gasp!* That's the guy who killed my father!!! OYAJI!!! ::starts crying:: I will avenge you!!!! ::runs out of his room, straight to Mr. Karate::
Mr. Karate: Hey hey hey! Slow down! Why're you in such a hurry!
Dan: Dad!! The man that killed you is in town!! He's fighting at South Town Arena today! Can I go? Please please please?
Mr. Karate: NO!!! We still have a meeting at Geese Tower to attend!
Dan: But daaaad! I wanna avenge your death!
Mr. Karate: I said no!!!
Dan: Please please please please please?!?!?!
Mr. Karate: *sigh* I'll talk to Mr. Big about it, okay?
Dan: Thank you daddy!!!! ::hugs Mr. Karate really tight::
Mr. Karate: *groan* I'm gonna regret this...

Back at the Sakazaki household...

Ryo: Okay, I've got the pork rinds, the porno movies, the sock monkey, a Dreamcast with Street Fighter 3: Third Strike and an arcade stick, and I bought every hentai manga the local comic shop has....anything else you'd like?
Robert: No no NO!!! I asked for barbecue pork rinds! These are regular ones!
Ryo: Grrr...I'll go get the barbecue ones...
Robert: That's a good lad.
Ryo: ::stomps away, grumbling::
Andy and Mai: ::snicker::
Ryo: Gaaah! I heard it again!
Robert: No you didn't.
Ryo: Yes I did! ::turns the corner and sees Andy and Mai::
Andy: *gulp* Hi...
Ryo: ANDY BOGARD!!! What are you doing here?!
Andy: Uhh....nothing.
Mai: That's right, we're not doing anything.
Ryo: What's this?! ::picks up the fog machine:: This is one of those machines that makes fog!
Robert: Uhh...no it's not!
Ryo: Yeah, it is! .....hey, waitaminute! Real ghosts can make fog by themselves!
Robert: *gulp* Uh...ehehe...heh....
Ryo: You tricked me! I thought you were dead! I can't believe you'd do this, just so I'd be your personal servant!
Robert: I am a real ghost! Really I am!
Ryo: Well, I know of a way to test whether or not you're a real ghost... ::grabs Robert by the collar, and raises his fist in the air:: REAL GHOSTS CAN'T FEEL PAIN!!
Robert: Yeah, well real FRIENDS don't leave their friend sitting outside in a wheelchair while he goes and screws some hermaphrodite bitch!
Ryo: Oh yeah?!
Robert: Yeah!!!
Ryo: Why you!!

Ryo and Robert start yelling and screaming at each other as they beat each other up. Andy picks up the bag of pork rinds and casually eats them, as he watches the fight with Mai.

Mai: Do you think we should break them up?
Andy: Nah, free entertainment like this doesn't come every day. Pork rind?
Mai: Thanks. ::pulls a pork rind out of the bag and eats it.
Ryo and Robert: ::continue to scream and beat the crap out of each other::

To Be Continued